Originally published November 30, 2019.
Jessica: hey who are these brownies for?
Fergus: they’re for you to eat.
Me: but set aside a portion for the foundlings.
Fergus: That is generous.
Me: I was also once a foundling.
Fergus: this is the way.
Me: THIS IS THE WAY.
Nim: (from the other room) Nerds!