My friend, Bliss Morgan, does a daily writing prompt on Google+ in October called “Nightmare Fuel”. This is Day Two.
Congratulations on purchasing your new Ocular Enhancer 3000 from TBM Industries! In your shipment, you will find one (1) Ocular Enhancer 3000, one (1) Ocular Enhancer Storage Case, one VoxxStopper 99, and one (1) Ocular Adjuster 5.1. Before you can use your Ocular Enhancer 3000, please follow these instructions:
- Place the Ocular Enhancer 3000 in its storage case.
- Remove the Ocular Adjuster 5.1 from its packaging.
- Remove the VoxxStopper 99 from its packaging.
- Appropriately place the VoxxStopper 99 in position, between the Maxial plates and down through the Esophagal tunnel.
- Keeping the Cranial Globe steady, position the Ocular Adjuster 5.1 before one of your two Ocular Organ.
- Slowly move the Ocular Adjuster 5.1 towards the Ocular Organ while turning the handle on the rear of the device.
- When Ocular Organ is properly adjusted, repeat with the other Ocular Organ.
- When both Ocular Organs have been properly adjusted, remove Ocular Enhancer 3000 from its storage case and install.
- Remove VoxxStopper 99 from Esophagal tunnel.
- Congratulations! Welcome to life with your Ocular Enhancer!
Note: TBM Industries is not responsible for improper Ocular Adjustments or incorrect Ocular Enhancer installation, or improper use of the VoxxStopper 99. If Ocular Adjustments do not occur properly, seek medical attention. You may wish to have a friend hold your Cranial Globe while applying the Ocular Adjuster. This device not regulated by the FDA, the AMA or any other agency. Use at your own risk. Oh my god, you’re blind.
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